Tiktok told me,

Have you seen the way that people eat pomegranates?

Women will take the time to open them delicately

Harvesting their seeds as an act of love.

Men will ravage and tear, make a mess of things-

It's simply in their nature.


Come up to me on the street,

Would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter?

Shove a tiny microphone into my face,

She's a ten, but she’s a feminist- would you still sleep with her?

When did I say this could go on social media?

Gay rights or economic stability- yes these things are linked.

Tell me, stranger, why do you deserve rights?


Girl dinner is when you eat tons of small food with no nutritional value

Girl math is when you buy little things with no value to pretend to save cash

Girl is when…


Did you SEE Harry in that dress?

He’s serving, he’s incredible.

Crushing gender roles

Beneath his high heels.


Watching him cry at the movies

Kinda gave me the ick tbh…

I mean, what kinda man cries?

In public? With his girlfriend with him?

It’s kinda gay, right?


Bag tour: 2023 edition!

Nestled between lipgloss and mascara tubes;

Cat shaped brass knuckles,

And a bedazzled taser.


Have you seen the way that people eat pomegranates?

This is so hades and persephone-core.


Here's what I eat in a day.

Here's what I eat in a day as I prepare for hot girl summer.

Here's what I eat in a day in the months before my wedding.

Here’s what I eat in a day before my first date.

Here’s what I eat in a day 1.5k c@ls edition.

Here’s what I eat in a day 500 c@ls edition.

Here’s what I eat in a day in ED recovery (comments turned off).


These life hacks will get you a girlfriend.

How to be a master manipulator.

Become an alpha male in 10 easy steps.

Andrew Tate tells you why you don’t need low value women.

Take her swimming on the first date- watch the mascara run down her face.

Are you taking the red pill or the blue pill?


I would never get a girl cat.

I mean, I don’t want a mean cat, ya know?

That's why you need to get a orange boy-

They’re stupid and cute.


Don’t be another cheap rehash

Be original, be yourself, break from the crowd.

Oh my god, you’re such a pick me.

No one cares how different you think you are.


So how do you eat your pomegranates?

Tear the flesh or harvest the seeds?

Are you really as much of a man as you think you are?